Laced the Wedding Cake with Fentanyl

Laced the Wedding Cake with Fentanyl (Sped up)

The Taliban stole my Airpods

Dirty Underwear Vending Machine in Japan

The IRS is Gay

360 Can-Swapped the School $hooter

Ignition bomb in my Porsche

Giving Edibles to the Children's Hospital

Laced the Wedding Cake with Fentanyl (Slowed)

Giving Unpinned Flashbangs to the Blind

Russian roulette with a semi-auto

The Real Blackie Chan

Grape Jolly Rancher sent me to the ER

Had no Condoms so I used a Balloon

Sliding on my Epileptic Ops with Flashlights

Tickle Fight with the Mall Cop

(Slowed) 360 Can-Swapped the School $hooter

OD on Fentanyl in BK

George Droyd hit my house with a MOAB

Brought a .22 to use in Lazertag

Lighting a Cigar while pumping Fuel

Took a Poo in 1492

(Slow) George Droyd hit my house with a MOAB

Viagra Laced Flintstone Gummies

Giving out Fire Extinguishers labeled as Galaxy Gas

I date White Women just to make them say nigga

Reality is how you Perceive it

Laced the Wedding Cake with Fentanyl (Super Slowed)

Just convinced the Ops they got Gender Dysphoria

The ATF is Gay

Sat on my Balls in Public and Maintained Composure

Assault Charge for hitting a Cop

Lost My PlayStation controller in a Warzone

The Nword Pass

(Super Slowed) 360 Can-Swapped the School $hooter

Rosa Parks missed the Bus

The Ass Chambers

(Slow)Just convinced the Ops they got Gender Dysphoria

The Taliban stole my Airpods - Slowed

Throwing Water balloons with Liquid LSD at Pedestrians

(Fast) 360 Can-Swapped the School $hooter

(Slow) Throwing Water balloons with Liquid LSD at Pedestrians

enable firearm access to paranoid schizophrenic people

Granny's Packing a Deagle

(Fast) Throwing Water balloons with Liquid LSD at Pedestrians

(Slow) I date White Women just to make them say nigga

Professional Suicide Bomber

Laced my Birthday Cake with Laxatives

(Super Slow) George Droyd hit my house with a MOAB

More hair on my balls than my head