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Once upon a time, a slimy creature was born. The cruel world was constantly changing and evolving whilst the creature continued to live in a simpler decade...the year 198X. His penchant for bizarre ditties, played in the retro style became his signature. He is known as the Retrogoblin! He lives, he lubes up for battle, he loves Cheetos. Someday he will die. https://retrogoblin.bandcamp.com/ Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
Six D-20s and a Bag Full of Shrooms
Take This Sword, For It Is Dangerous To Go Alone
Elves and Faeriefolk Rejoice! or Inventively Cute Ways To Boost Your XP
What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse
Laughing In The Face Of Imminent Danger
Bards Not Welcome At The Inn
Frail Mortal Minds Cannot Comprehend the Method of the Formless God's Attack
Farewell Ye Wandering Minstrels, Ne'er To Be Seen Again (We Can Dance Foolishly Into Peril If We Want To)
Hit Points Depleted In One Sweeping Blow
My Atari Wants To Kill Your Mama
An Epic Song For a Legendary RPG Fellowship
I Drag This Impossibly Large Sword to the 8th Level Boss, as Bats Swoop In From the Ceiling
Go See the Old Man in the Cave
Up + Up + Down + Down + B + A + Start
Conglaturation !!! You Have Played a Great Game.
Encloaked, I Travel Through Cernunnos Woods and Coniferous Myst In a Depressive Silence, Across the Phosphorus Moat to the Secret Stairways of the Moth Tower. That Sidereal Fortress Awaits Wherein Lies the Erythrite Throne of the Nameless King!
Two Girls, 1-Up
Nefarious! The Snaggle-Toothed Minions of Supreme Vampiric Evil!
May the Beer be Ever Frothy
In Haste I Run for Cover as Gargantuan L-Shaped Blocks Slowly Descend from the Sky
I am here, I am now (and that which was, shall be again)
My Sword is Grasped by a Powergloved Hand
Don't Buy the Wizard Hat. It's Only a Vanity Item with No Actual Stats
World 1-1: The Journey Begins
Game Over, No More Continues
Encloaked, I Travel Through Cernunnos Woods and Coniferous Myst In a Depressive Silence, Across the Phosphorus Moat to the Secret Stairways of the Moth Tower. That Sidereal Fortress Awaits Wherein Lies the Erythrite Throne of the Nameless King!
Rupees in the Sky with Demons
A World Map, Obscured by Mist
One hit death... My dispatcher points and laughs fiendishly, as I realize I'm a noob
Sweet merciful crap! There are ninjas hiding in the sewers, and they are popping violently out of manholes
+2 Charisma Will Not Help Me Much on This Raid. Keep Your Overpriced Item and I'll Take My Chances With Full Coffers
Byte the pain
Everything has three dimensions now?! I don't want to live on this planet anymore!
Health Bar Greatly Reduced! I am in Over my Head Here...
One Must Slay Many Dragons Before Saving the Princess
Somewhere beneath this sprawling city, an ancient mystical sword was buried 10,000 years ago
World 3-2: The Journey So Far
The mindless tedium of the space shooter
Eating this mushroom will not make you taller. In fact, it will probably kill you.
Evil cyborgs from the future have come back to haunt me
Warping to a parallel universe
I turn my back for one second and the son of a bitch has respawned
Quick! Call an Italian plumber! The dungeon toilet is overflowing and it's nasty as f***
A Desert World Unfolds Before Me. Everything Looks Like The Cover of Powerslave.
It's A Strategy Game, But With Level Bosses
The Dungeonmaster Beckons, and He is not Amused with His Tabletop Shenanigans.
The formless god returns! This time to the 21st century, and man is he pissed
Squired about the pavilion by the bravest, most shimmering knight in the kingdom
Polybius is a myth... Or is it?
World 1 - 1: The Journey Begins...
