Simonus is writing this in the fourth person, even though there is no such thing. Simonus is a nerd. A nerd who's trying to do... something. It cannot quite be defined. He's also a brilliant criminal mastermind. As this text was written, all he had accomplished under the name was a jokeful remix of a brilliantly constructed, but very short voice clip sent to him by a close friend. Which, also, was made as a joke. At the time THIS part was written, all he had accomplished was still that little. The End. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.