Yesterday I met aphextwinsucks at a Costco 4 days ago. I was there with my girlfriend who was 40 years older than me, she bought a hotdog while I bought an Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn DVD. We bumped into aphextwinsucks and he just started groping my girlfriend's enormous massive honker bonkers doinky woinkys boobies. So I slapped the shit out of him, and it actually turned out to be his evil twin aphextwinisgood, so I pulled out the Sword of gamelon I found it aisle 8. Which I bought 12 days ago. I swung the sword at him and he didn't die, we needed the power of love to defeat him. Thus I stripped my girlfriend and we just had sex in front of him. He started vomiting then burned all of his skin off. Thus the REAL aphextwinsucks appeared from a Xen Crystal and thanked us by saying Thank you gayest traveller, you killed my evil brother aphextwinisgood, now I can ACTUALLY PUT ALL MY FUCKING MUSIC ON GODDAMN SPOTIFY. We both bowed down to him, and he granted us with free FL Studio and Persona 3 copies. I wrote this in science class btw on 6% battery Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.