chemistry 211 (stay away from ryan, he scratches)

fuck popeye's spinach i eat colgate lasagna for these bad boys mother fucker (fuck you joel osteen)

don't tell me you like the police cause i'll break your kneecaps motherfucker (tonya harding shuffle)

i'm not even mad mine isn't movie quality (stepping out of my comfort zone)

glass vampires roam these darkened woods fellas (protek ya nek)

my heart is broken but i still need to get my jetta fixed asap (no time for tom foolery)

the devil is real and he tried to eat my ass (goodbye uncle fuck)

captain tom-tom (another ballad of love)

who what when where why did you take my bug collection (there's no trust in this household)

redneck inter-lewd-acts 23 (keep on truckin)

butterfly death squad (I swear to god, I swear to god)

wave bye to uncle jim (a relaxing day on the roof)

it isn't a phase mom, barney lives vicariously through me now (purple suit of god)

I Don't Care if You're a Paraplegic, Let's play Twister (It's All in the Hips)

shut up chuck you fucked my surfboard (and the lord said amen)

damn, i can't find my dad's cock ring (a bad time at uncle fuck's)

david letterman cuckold dance party (please don't get it in my hair)

living with droopy dog gave me the boom snap (it was actually the clap)

green eggs and the hamburglars revenge (don't you even think about eating those cat turds timothy)

the human torch was denied a bank loan and mr. fantastic had sex with a rubber band ball (it was not fun to watch)

i suck dicks like you for breakfast (getting back at uncle fuck)

jesus definitely had a huge dong, no questions asked (it looks bigger in person)

i was eatin beans by candle light for a decade (house of wax 2005 was aight)

this shit goes out to the dude with the monster tat (sick ink brotito)

now i'm not a violent person, but i would kill someone in front of they granmama for a ten speed (the rebirth of uncle fuck)

i went to a carnival with the cheesburger picnic and i left with two stuffed bears and half a dirty popsicle

dust off ya filas it's time to make some money busta (for the suckas)

who what when were why did take my bug collection (there's no trust in this household)

my nana takes her wig off when she's drunk (fire up them grills)

He Had a Voice That Could Make a Wolverine Purr and Suits So Fine They Made Sinatra Look Like a Hobo (A Man on Fire)

i went to a carnival with the cheesburger picnic and i left with two stuffed bears and half a dirty popsicle (friends forever)

think again tommy i stole your mom's dildo (live laugh love)

drop out of school and learn a trade (i'm gonna fly someday)

heard your mom was a milf bro (high school probably sucked)

no one can protect me from us and me (must be the wind)

i promise this is a real love song honey (deadly serious)

chemistry 211 (stay away from ryan, he scratches

i'm not even mad mine isn't movie quality (stepping out of my comfort zone) 00:50

petco sold my niece and nephew a dead hamster (real big bummer for real)

bleeding out in a waffle house (the all-star special)

i'm a god damn autist baby (proof is in the painting)

watch me pound this miller lite real quick (you better not flinch bich)

apathy looks awful on you (and it probably doesn't hurt)

you can call me chicken but i ain't no jockey (flint and steel)

here hold this flashbang son (five big booms)

not now i'm locked in on call of duty goon ops seven (positive kd)

that ain't no salad boys (this is unity)

fuck the police forever (even vegans wanna see the pigs burn)

time to save your daughter sheriff fuckface (in time for supper)

it's always hey where's the beef never hey how are you today (stop eating animals or suffer for eternity)