Nursery Rhymes by Cocomelon



Cocomelon (not to be confused with the children's YouTube channel) was an underground NSBM band formed in 1999, blending extreme black metal with unsettlingly cheerful melodies. Founded by frontman Heinrich Baby Shark Eisenkrieg, the lineup included Jörg Nap Time Tyrant Blutsturm on guitars, Dieter Melancholy Melon Kriegskinder on bass, and Wolfgang Diaper of Doom Nachtsturm on drums. The band’s aesthetic was infamous for juxtaposing corpse paint with pastel onesies, and their live performances often included unsettling lullaby intros before launching into tremolo-picked chaos. Discography: - *Nursery Crimes* (1999) - *Lullabies for the Final Reich* (2002) - *Wheels on the Bus to Valhalla* (2005) - *If You’re Happy and You Kvlt It, Sacrifice Your Goat* (2008) - *Crying at the Daycare of Doom* (2012) - *Corpse Paint Crayons* (2017) - *Jihadist Jack and Jill* (2022) The band mysteriously disappeared in 2023 after rumors that frontman Eisenkrieg had been secretly ghostwriting songs for an actual children's YouTube channel. Fans still claim to hear traces of blast beats hidden under certain nursery rhymes. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.